Michael Montlack

Ancient Aliens

Ancient Aliens

While you’re Just doin’ weekend chores with your boyfriend (or is it fiancé now?), I’m gorging again on the History Channel, trying to convince myself I might meet someone at the gym if I could just levitatefrom my sofa with the same ease and grace Chinese myths assigned to “flying dragons” some PhD (with a …

Let’s Bring Back the Orgy

Let’s Bring Back the Orgy

Let’s give ourselves license to pulleach other’s cords. I bet, like dolls,we would spit the same lines fromthe same movie. As if the script’s beenetched into our bones. Let’s not denyour connective tissue. Let’s be infusedwith the glee of a mob beelining fora one-day sale. Yes, and let’s refusemiscellaneous tax. Let’s swap curves,celebrating our common …

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