Proposition
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after Alfred Hitchcock
Something about the lure of the moon, the black-and-
white gloom of futon and Turner Classic Movies, the sub-
suming chug of the train pulls me to you, you
campy Raskolnikov, you backlit chatterbox, criss-
crossed legs and double scotch perched
on Promethean overreach. You muse, dear
Bruno, on the perfect murder, the ol’ switcheroo,
the you do me and I’ll do you, but how to
iron out the details? And does the plot matter as much
as the style? The deceitful lipstick, the voyeuristic
shut-in with his long lens longing for legs
that dance across the courtyard. Of course,
I’ve had the thought and followed it
up a winding staircase. I’ve rolled its smooth
weight between my fingers like a memento
mori marble, a lacquered pawn, admiring
the geometry of possibility. But what if
I get jittery? Or what if you double-cross me
as my inner-ear condition sets the room spinning.
You leave me miles from the highway with no alibi
and a deviated septum? No, I don’t trust your
fancy scripted tie clip, you devious Francophile
with a father complex, you won’t latch yourself
to me. Already I tread on your shadow, I gaze
into the alleyway’s seductive dark and lust
for ways to end you. Oh, I won’t hold back
for Hays Codes or good taste, I’ll creep
up to your peephole dressed in mother’s best.
And after I finish throttling your neck, I’ll listen
to the pitch of your taxidermied doves.
